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quotes[1] = "A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.</br>~Frank A. Clark";

quotes[2] = "It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.</br>~Colette, My Mother's House, 1922";

quotes[3] = "You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.</br>~Polish Proverb";

quotes[4] = "A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.</br>~Samuel Taylor Coleridge";

quotes[5] = "The bearing and the training of a child is woman's wisdom.</br>~Lord Alfred Tennyson";

quotes[6] = "Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of children.</br>~William Makepeace Thackeray";

quotes[7] = "Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My mother.</br>~Anne Taylor";

quotes[8] = "Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.</br>~James Thurber";

quotes[9] = "It is possible to give without loving, but it is impossible to love without giving.</br>~Richard Braunstein";

quotes[10] = "It's not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.</br>~Mother Teresa";

quotes[11] = "Seek joy in what you give not in what you get.</br>~Source Unknown";

quotes[12] = "A better present makes for a good past and future.</br>~Kazi Shams";

quotes[13] = "How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.</br>~David Norris";

quotes[14] = "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.  </br>~William D. Tammeus";

quotes[15] = "Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.</br> ~Elizabeth Stone";

quotes[16] = "Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.</br>~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.";

quotes[17] = "The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.</br>~Author Unknown";

quotes[18] = "Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.</br>~John Wilmot";

quotes[19] = "A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.</br>~Frank A. Clark";

quotes[20] = "Instant availability without continuous presence is probably the best role a mother can play. </br>~Lotte Bailyn";

quotes[21] = "Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.</br>~Robert Fulghum";

quotes[22] = "It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.</br>~Homer";

quotes[23] = "If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent.</br>~Bette Davis";

quotes[24] = "It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.</br>~Barbara Kingsolver";

quotes[25] = "Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.</br>~Lionel Kauffman";

quotes[26] = "Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. </br>~Mignon McLaughlin";

quotes[27] = "If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.</br>~Abigail Van Buren";

quotes[28] = "The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.</br>~Lane Olinghouse";

quotes[29] = "Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve</br>~Roger Lewin";

quotes[30] = "Simply having children does not make mothers.</br>~John A. Shedd";

quotes[31] = "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.  One is roots.  The other is wings.</br>~Hodding Carter, Jr.";

quotes[32] = "My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.</br>~Karen Brown";

quotes[33] = "Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.</br>~Ogden Nash";

quotes[34] = "How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board.  It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.</br>~Walter Scott";

quotes[35] = "You will always be your child's favorite toy.</br>~Vicki Lansky";

quotes[36] = "What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.</br>~P.D. James,";

quotes[37] = "Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.</br>~Oscar Wilde";

quotes[38] = "If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.</br>~Haim Ginott";

quotes[39] = "A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster.  If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.</br>~Mignon McLaughlin";

quotes[40] = "Mother Nature is wonderful.  Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.</br>~Author Unknown";

quotes[41] = "The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man.  The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.</br>~Frank Pittman";

quotes[42] = "The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.</br>~Benjamin Spock";

quotes[43] = "My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.</br>~Quentin Crisp";

quotes[44] = "I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.</br>~Author Unknown";

quotes[45] = "You don't have to deserve your mother's love.  You have to deserve your father's.  He is more particular.... The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.</br>~Robert Frost";

quotes[46] = "The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.</br>~John J. Plomp";

quotes[47] = "Raising children is like making biscuits:  it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.</br>~E.W. Howe";

quotes[48] = "Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. </br>~Author Unknown";

quotes[49] = "When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.</br>~The Talmud";

quotes[50] = "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.</br>~Chinese Proverb";

quotes[51] = "Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.</br>~Marilyn Penland";

quotes[52] = "The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.</br>~Frank A. Clark";

quotes[53] = "All children behave as well as they are treated.</br>~Anonymous";

quotes[54] = "Stop trying to perfect your child, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with him.</br>~Dr. Henker";

quotes[55] = "Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation.</br>~C. Everett Koop";

quotes[56] = "Praise your children openly, reprehend them secretly.</br>~W. Cecil";

quotes[57] = "Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of the world can't poke enough holes to drain it dry.</br>~Alvin Price";

quotes[58] = "It is better to bind your children to you by a feeling of respect and by gentleness, than by fear.</br>~Terence";

quotes[59] = "To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself.</br>~Chinese Proverb";

quotes[60] = "The best way to make children good is to make them happy.</br>~Oscar Wilde";

quotes[61] = "To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.</br>~Anonymous";

quotes[62] = "Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.</br>~David Bly";

quotes[63] = "A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.</br>~Russell Lynes";

quotes[64] = "If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.</br>~Theresa Bloomingdale";

quotes[65] = "I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.</br>~Harry S. Truman";

quotes[66] = "A mother understands what a child does not say.</br>~Jewish Proverb";

quotes[67] = "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.</br>~Lion";

quotes[68] = "A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.</br>~Anonymous";

quotes[69] = "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.</br>~Dennis Fakes";

quotes[70] = "There is always a moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.</br>~Graham Green";

quotes[71] = "Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.</br>~Peter Ustinov";

quotes[72] = "You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.</br>~John Plomp";

quotes[73] = "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.</br>~Unknown";

quotes[74] = "My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.</br>~Clarence Budinton Kelland";

quotes[75] = "Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow.</br>~Thomas Bray";

quotes[76] = "The character and history of each child may be a new and poetic experience to the parent, if he will let it.</br>~Margaret Fuller";

quotes[77] = "We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching.</br>~Roy L. Smith";

quotes[78] = "Be patient with boys—you're dealing with soul stuff.</br>~Elbert Hubbard";

quotes[79] = "Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.</br>~Jody Foster";

quotes[80] = "Whoever said it first spoke with insight and wisdom: you don't own children, you only borrow them.</br>~Anne Linn";

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